spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute
just realized the slap bass sample in megaman X is the same one as in the seinfeld theme song
i could kill a man with my thighs. i could, and, i plan to
its a metaphor
how to talk to your significant other 101
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.