bitterxbitch:

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

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fwugradiation:

just realized the slap bass sample in megaman X is the same one as in the seinfeld theme song

natazilla:

bob’s burgers starts again on sunday yesssssssssss

100worms:

i could kill a man with my thighs. i could, and, i plan to

Chris Waldrop - Twin Peaks 8-Bit Theme
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russell-ziskey:

its a metaphor

russell-ziskey:

its a metaphor

obviously-a-mermaid:

how to talk to your significant other 101

obviously-a-mermaid:

how to talk to your significant other 101

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.



mikre
New York ~ 22

He came, he saw, he cried over men dresssed as bats

Sun Sign: Virgo
Moon Sign: Capricorn
Rising Sign: Scorpio
ISFJ

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